my boyfriend...

you know my boyfriend is really smart, i mean he has an iq of like 149 or whatever. however, he still thinks there is an 'l' in the word 'etceteras'. he also just declared he will stop wearing boxers. his theory behind this is rather shoddy and i will not share it. i personally think he is trying to kill his lil' swimmers so we don't accidentally create some offspring. he has discovered i am not very motherly. i mean the children would starve if they didn't eat cereal from the first day and do their own laundry. so his idea to start wearing briefs is actually a noble one. he is doing it for the children. i mean who doesn't just love a guy who has the children in mind? yeah, this is a nice guy with a big brain. his brain is big, i mean he can't hold his head straight, it's always at an angle. also, sometimes i am absolutely infuriating and i truly believe he has discovered the power to not see me as i am. to him i am a sweet, 'cute woman'. by the way the word 'woman' is his idea. like britney said 'i am not a girl and not yet a woman'. woman makes me think of pregnancy, marriage, minivans and family laundry. not my cup of tea yet. i know he means well, that lovely rascal.